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Motorradtouren und Motorradausfahrt de :: Thema anzeigen - Der erste Schultag
Motorradtouren und Motorradausfahrt de
Quasselecke - Der erste Schultag
Ralf - 30.10.2003, 12:17 Uhr
Titel: Der erste Schultag
Der erste Schultag in einer amerikanischen Schule. Die Klassenlehrerin
stellt der Klasse einen neuen Schueler vor, Sakiro suzuki ( der Sohn
des Vorstandsvorsitzenden der Sony )
Die Stunde beginnt:
Klassenlehrerin:" Mal sehen wer die amerikanische Kulturgeschichte
beherrscht, wer hat gesagt: GEBT MIR DIE FREIHEIT ODER DEN TOD ."
Maeusestill in der Klasse, Suzuki hebt die Hand " Patrick Henry 1775 in
Philadelphia"
Sehr gut Suzuki.
Und wer hat gesagt:
"Der Staat ist das Volk, das Volk darf nicht untergehen."
Suzuki steht auf:" Abraham Lincoln 1863 in Washington. "Die
Klassenlehrerin schaut auf ihre Schuler und sagt:
"Schaemt Euch, Suzuki ist Japaner und kennt die amerikanische
Geschichte besser als ihr"
Man hoert eine leise Stimme aus dem Hintergrund:
"Leckt mich am Arsch ihr Scheissjapaner"
"Wer hat das gesagt ?" ruft die Lehrerin .Suzuki hebt die Hand und ohne
zu warten sagt sie:" General McArthur 1942 beim Kanal von Panama und
Lee Jacocca 1982 bei der Versammlung des Aufsichtsrats von
Generalmotors."
Die Klasse ist superstill, von hinten hoert man
"Ich muss gleich kotzen"
Die Lehrerin schreit: "Wer war das?"
Suzuki antwortet: "George Bush Senjor zum japanischen ersten Minister
Tanaka 1991 waehrend des Mittagsmahl in Tokyo 1991"
Einer der Schueler steht auf und ruft sauer:
"Blas mir einen"
Die Lehrerin aufgebracht: "Jetzt ist Schluss wer war das jetzt?"
Suzuki ohne mit der Wimper zu zucken
"Bill Clinton zu Monica Levinsky 1997 in Washington im ovalen Saal des
Weissen Hauses."
Ein anderer Schueler steht auf und schreit
"Suzuki du Scheissstueck"
Und Suzuki:
"Valentino Rossi in Ryo beim Gran Prix Motorradrennen in Suedafrica
2002"
Die Klasse verfaellt in Hysterie, die Lehrerin faellt in Ohnmacht, die
Tur geht auf und der Direktor kommt herein:
"Sch...., ich habe noch nie so ein Durcheinander gesehen"
Suzuki: Bundeskanzler Schroeder nachdem ihm die Haushaltsrechnung von
Finanzminister Eichel vorgelegt wurde.
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